Bro – You Didn’t Just Party Foul Out of the Game
The world will still spin, but these party fouls have changed the game. If at a wedding, birthday party or corporate event, I don’t know how many times I’ve seen them. Ugly, thoughtless little stinkers of faux pas unneeded. Bride, groom, birthday guest or your boss have been guilty of them. What are they? They are thing bonehead moves that brings everybody down. Especially here in Jacksonville.
Top Five Photo Booth Party Fouls in Jacksonville
All Time #1: Dropping or Spilling Your Drink
Duuuuuude. tell me that didn’t just happen at this Jacksonville wedding! Dude, I’m not wasted, I just turned and bam down went my drink. Bro it looks like hell. Sad times happen for everyone when a drink is spilled. Some guests get a kick of going “Hey!” right after the crash. But statistics show that every time a drink is dropped, it affects an average of 53 people. Think about that next time you need a refill from being a clumsy dork.
Second, Dropping a Duece in the Tank
Coke would sometimes make a person need to drop the kids off at the pool and I mean like right now. Like its the middle of a Jacksonville summer with global warming turned up to 11. The wedding venue, or the house party toilet, is not for you. Hold that shit until you get home.
Third, Laughing Too Loud for Too Long
Not everyone is having as good a time and you, even at this great wedding here in north Florida. It’s a party foul to shamelessly throw it into the faces of the nerds and dorks invited to this special event. The buffet is where you should head if you just did this faux pas. It’s hard to laugh when you’re pigging out on califlower.
To continue the count, Picking Your Nose
I do it in the car, in bed and at my desk. Without shame or limits, I poke my COVID fore finger up the cave to search for the stallagtite and stalagmites I can feel up there. Do I do it where there’s a photo booth at a wedding for a good price. This big fun foto booth also does boomerangs and social media and texting. Go to the bathroom and pick.
Finally, Fucking in the Master Bedroom
The urge to breed is what keeps our species alive. That or the Matrix. You see Mr. Anderson, your invitation to this house party that wanted a photo booth is not an all access pass. Their bed and bath are not your kink palace. Unless they are invited and its one of those parties.
In the end, it’s up to you to commit a party foul, intentional or not. Just know that you’re actions at the Jacksonville, north Florida party with Big Fun Foto Booth is not to be missed.
- Parties 100%
- Parties with Fouls 39%
- Parties with No Fouls 61%
About Big Fun Foto Booth
The year is 2015, Big Fun Foto Booth hits the Jacksonville photo booth wedding and special events scene and nothing has been the same since. Still not sure? This might help. With a rental that is both amazing and for a discounted price, Big Fun lives up to their name with attendants that laugh and get it. Technology that is second to none. Lighting that makes every face look their best. Prices that make you feel like you’ve been respected, not ripped off. Call us for details.
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